skelp

(Scottish)

n. A quick blow, smack or slap.
v. To strike a blow upon.

"I'm gonna skelp your bahookie!"

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Skelped

Scottish

To be smacked or slapped, usually about the face or buttocks. Sometimes used as a threat to badly behaved bairns.

"If you don't cut that pish out, you're gonna get skelped!"

The ugly man had a face like a skelped arse.

Skelping

To have sex with a ghost. Either by them passing through you and stimulating your senses, them taking physical form and interacting or by possessing another for the purpose of sex. Usually the first. Skelping is easiest at certain times of the year and the day.

John caught Dean skelping a ghost chick in Kentucky.

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Skelping

STRIKE, SLAP, BEAT (Scottish Term)

I gave that Bam Pot a Skelping!

Skelpful

Skelpful: adj. skelp-ful. To be helpful in a way that is creepy or hints that the person is sketchy or of questionable character. Verb: to skelp, skelp, skelping.

When the salesman explained the pluses and minuses of of different tablets, and how each affected their retail value on ebay, Allison thought he was quite skelpful.

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Skelped

Used for being really drunk in Glasgow and parts of Scotland

A wiz pure skelped last night,canny remember leaving the pub

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skelped

When you try to find a restaurant on yelp, and it gets very good reviews, and then you go and it is pretty trashy.

This hummus place gets 80 reviews and has 4 stars, lets go!
4 hours later... Some nasty kind of stomach bug
"I just got skelped!"