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Having anal sex with a woman after she shat. Then sticking your penis into her eyes to make it look as though she has black eyes.
Charlemagne: Yo dawg i pulled the wifebeater (sex move) on my girl last night.
Stephen Hawking: Haha man, that is tight. hopefully she washed it off after
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Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.
Barely Having Sex: "Baby, I only barely had sex with her. Don't worry.
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You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.
Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped
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The red ring you get around your penis when you take off a condom after sex.
Why do you keep itching your junk dude. I got laid last night. Crabs? Nooo... red ring of sex.
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Danny Duncan’s shirts are very appropriate
Hey bro wanna practice safe sex
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So there Alpha males which are people who think they are the best but thats just a myth a folks tale if you say. now Sex Man is the best status ever. nothing can over come it. NOTHING! we are the best people in the world. I Gethin and the leader also owned by 4 other co leaders
Faggot: have u heard of SM bloods they gay
Me a Sex Man and my SM crew: oi Sex Men lets go kill this faggot who talking shit.
Faggot: oh no SM are after me i should never have talked shit
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