Stuck off the realness

The genuine product, the real deal, etc. This can be the actual thing that the public wants.

Stuck off the realness at the Hawks for 2024 New Year’s Eve party!

-Hawk S 14101 autumn

crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.

That woman had a crapped off look on her face.

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

Off rip

To stick three soda cans up ones rectum

Damn that girl just pulled off rip

Day off

Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.

I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?

mid off

Two people having a competition on who is less attractive or worse at something

Often used by people outside of the locus of decision

Those women are ugly as fuck, they havin a mid off 😭

Keel Off

Synonym for jerk off.

My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.