Random
Source Code
Random
Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.
Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.
13👍 32👎
1. A track and field event where one uses a fiberglass pole, momentum, strength, and technique in order to get over a crossbar{i.e. bar} at a certain height. One runs down a pole vault runway, plants the pole into the box while jumping off at the same time or a little earlier, goes into the air, inverts {or, flips upside-down}, and goes over the cross bar, and lands on the mat.
Note: If someone says the reason they do it is for the "hot chicks" {or something to that extent}, or one of the first things they say about it is they mention the hot girls, they aren't true pole vaulters.
I pole vault.
95👍 22👎
The best track and field event with the hottest girls. You run down a runway towards a planting box and pads with a fiberglass or carbon pole which you use to vault over a bar supported by adjustable standards. Sergey Bubka holds the world record at 6.15m (over 20 feet)
Pole vault is expensive. It takes a good plant to get high.
102👍 32👎
When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.
11👍 1👎
A sport in which you run with a fiberglass or carbon fiber pole, and then use it to jump over a bar at high heights. Normally, most pole vaulting chicks are really hot, which is why i pole vault.
Guy 1: Did you see that hot pole vaulter girl?
Guy 2: Yeah mannnnn, I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her!
Guy 1: Rockin'!!!
169👍 69👎
A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.
I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.
94👍 45👎
A track and field event where you use a fiberglass pole to run and then push yourself up in the air to clear yourself over a crossbar. aka- greatest track event ever.
I cleared 10 feet vaulting today!! I came in first!
71👍 44👎