Rural Dictionary

$equal

A Sri Lankan man who hangs out with any group of white/asian people in rich, stuck up cities like The Woodlands, Texas. $equal will dress like he is black, have kick ass subs, and be quite the baller on the court. This person will also make weird comments like "Cozumel is the land of the b's."

"$equal is my boy"
"Geoff and $equal fought, and I video taped it"
"$equal has a small penis, and I have touched it"

by DROCKCOOPER June 12, 2007

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Equality

1) A word that, by definition, means for EVERYBODY.

2) A situation where a woman, a black gay guy, and a straight white male walk into a job interview and the person with the most experience, references, and credentials gets the job.

1) Person A: I agree that equality is important, but don't you think our gender should be given special privileges?

Person B: No way, equality is for everybody, not just us.

2) Person A: So, who you gonna hire for the accounting job?

Person B: Probably whoever has the most experience, references, and credentials.

by Simple_As_Sun July 29, 2011

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Equality

Communism. (It doesn’t work) nice try though.

I believe in equality because I believe everyone should have the equal rights except those who don’t agree, they are morons and don’t know shit.

by Patriotic white male November 21, 2017

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equality

1) An irritating concept that gave rise to algebra equations.

2) An ideal shared by many downtrodden citizens across the globe that all men deserve the same treatment regardless of differentiating factors, such as race, religion, gender, weight, physical and/or mental abilities (or lack thereof), income, personality, looks, etc.

2) Very likely nonexistant in a purely practical sense.

1) Correct the inequality.
2) All men are equal.
3) Some are just more equal than others. (-George Orwell)

by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004

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