'Bortion

This word came from the name 'Burton' on a T shirt being misread.
The quality of something being really awesome
Very similar to the slang adjective bitchin, and the noun abortion

"Man, the guys and i gave that Mahoon chick an S - club party - that shit was 'bortion".

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snort-bortion

Snorting so much coke or meth on a bender (or a great weekend) you have an abortion.

"Damn girl, it think the condom broke!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"

E-bortion

n. When someone starts an internet activity (i.e. Myspace or making a webpage) only to give it up in a period of 2-3 weeks.

I made a MySpace account the other week but I had to have an e-bortion because I actually have a real life.

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Man-bortion

When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.

Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.

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Poo-bortion

The act of letting a premature poop onto your sex partner before it matures and is ejected into a toilet.

Sorry, I think you just caused a poo-bortion.

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