twont

To hit/kick something (usually a ball) hard, especially in sport, e.g. football, pool. Not really for use in fight situations, e.g. you cant say "Twont that dude in the face"
Related to the word twat, e.g. to twat a ball

In playing pool - "Just twont it"
In playing football - "Just twont it"
In playing rugby - "Twont the motherfucking ball you cunting fuck nut" etc

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twont

a mixture of a twat, a knob, and a cunt

joe: h-bomb is being a massive twont at the moment

steve: i know !

Twont

Other definitions are wrong or derivative of the original. True definition
(English) Slang for Perineum (only) of female (area of skin between anus and vagina). The origin is a northern or old English contraction for "if it wasn't" and based on a joke as per example

Q: What do you call the area of skin between a woman's anus and her vagina ?
A: Her Twont

Q: Why?
A: Twont for that... her guts would fall out...

Adey: "If she's not shaved I'm never going to lick her twont..."

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