(8=D)

The Equation of Life

Notice carefully:
8=D is the formula for the penis.
Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.
Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.

"Oh Em Gee! Anthony just totally wrote (8=D) on the chalkboard! I wonder if the teacher notices?"

8=D

I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(

Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*

8=D

What some people might consider a horse smiley is actually a depiction of a man's reproductive organs, & when used incorrectly, it leads to a lot of confusion & discomfort.

Person: Hey there, buddy! 8=D
Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?
Person: It's a horse smiley, right?
Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.
Person: ...
Person: Oops.

8==D > ({})

Scientific notation of a closeup of a penis entering a vagina, or porn.

In notational form (8==D > ({})) only on the blackboards of very troubled math-teachers.. and the UD.com.
In non-notational form; the other 83% of the internets

8==(''')==D~~~~

Masturbation, jacking off, beating your meat.

Raf: hey man jack me off yah
Raf: 8==(''')==D~~~~
Josh: damn dawg you must have a lot of time in your hands to come up with that shit

8=(,,,)==D

masturbation, jacking off

self-explanatory, if you don't know what this mean then... LOL

8==D

An equation to check if the variable D is equal to 8. Most people call it a penis. Bloody dirty minded.

int D=0;
D+=8;
if(8==D) cout << “hi”;