*dead*

dying with laughter

*dead* is a west indian/caribbean derived term

guy1 types: yeah so, i woke up naked next to a 63 year old woman on sunday morning... i can't remember what happened
guy2 types: *dead*

61👍 24👎

*dead*

used when typing something, *dead* means you are DONE with the conversation or you are simply FLOORED by the previous comment. it sort of means like "WTF" or "OMG"

west-indian (caribbean) derived, from "instant death" like in dancehall music

guy types: i totally loved that video, 2 girls 1 cup, it made my penis get very erect.
girl types: ummmm... *dead*

23👍 26👎

dead dead

what happens when you die for the final time on a video game and have no more lives left

Dude did you get killed
yeh but im respawning...
dude did you just die again
yeh but now im dead dead i wont be back till next game

31👍 9👎

dead on

A term meaning something is extremely accurate, right on target. Hitting the mark. Correct, absolute.

You nailed that description dead on.

334👍 59👎

Dead

1) The word you use when you find something hilarious.
2) Not physically alive.

Example 1:
*Person saying something funny*
Other person: Dead

Example 2:
Someone that isn't living anymore.

426👍 94👎

dead that

stop doing that ; let it go

" you remember you dated marquel in 7th grade "
nahh ; dead that yo !

40👍 6👎

Deaded

blown off; rejected; deliberatly singled out; abandoned for reasons unknown.

I like the way my best people straight deaded me.

766👍 180👎