*dies*

Commonly used on forums, *dies* indicates the act of dying in a virtual environment. Note: Whoever said it isn't really dead.

mike_gamesradar.com: I'm a cunt
The Reverand: *dies*

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*dies*

To die, comically and unexpectedly.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?

*dies*

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*dies*

To die in a comical manner.

Most appropriate in internet forums, *dies* is a perfect example of an evolution in human vocabulary. When somebody *dies* it can have meanings on several levels yet always funny unless true.

Karlprof "Does my middle finger smell of cheese?"

Mario *dies*

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*dies*

occurs when your heartbeat instantly shoots straight to the roof the moment you stand in front of people, generally ten to probably a thousand people watching you.

Person 1 stands in front of an audience
Audience: "You okay?"
Person 1: *dies*

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di di di

Another way of saying "retard" or "you're stupid". It's usually said in a deep "stupid voice"

Boris: I just walked into a door!
Doloris: You're such a di di di!

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DI DI

a bad case of diarreha noun

Little Johnny had a bad case of DI DI last night and sprayed the toilet

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Dis? Dis.

1. Elongated form of the phrase "dis."
2. Taken from "Was that a dis? Yes, in fact, I do believe it was."

Frank: You know who else is good?
Evan: Who?
Frank: Your mom.
Mekko: Ooooh dis? dis.

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