The shit you throw at ducks to get them to fuck off
Me: fuck off (throws bread 50 feet away)
duck: (goes and eats bread)
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THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bread ๐
Person 1: Bread ๐
Person 2: Bread ๐
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bread is money, to bring in bread is to make money
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another name for money (notes not coins)
"Dude! I just got some more bread today!" =
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