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Tauntauns are a species of snow lizard found roaming the windswept snow plains of Hoth. The Rebel Alliance domesticated the swift creature during their stay on the ice planet, and used the animals for patrol duties outside Echo Base. The animals came in useful as the Rebel technicians had difficulty adapting their repulsorlift speeders to the subzero temperatures.
Both Luke Skywalker and Han Solo rode tauntauns on Rebel patrol missions, planting a network of life-form sensors along Echo Base's perimeter. Though tauntauns are sure-footed and well equipped to handle Hoth's daytime temperature, the chilling extremes of a Hoth night will prove deadly.
Related: Hoth Wampa Ice Creature
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A bitch that is so fat you could fit a another person inside of her
Damn, did you just see that Tauntaun???
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Tauntauns are a species of snow lizard found roaming the windswept snow plains of Hoth. The Rebel Alliance domesticated the swift creature during their stay on the ice planet, and used the tauntauns for patrol duties outside Echo Base. The animals were useful as the Rebel technicians had difficulty adapting their repulsorlift speeders to the subzero temperatures.
Both Luke Skywalker and Han Solo rode tauntauns on Rebel patrol missions, planting a network of life-form sensors along Echo Base's perimeter. Though tauntauns are sure-footed and well equipped to handle Hoth's daytime temperature, the chilling extremes of a Hoth night will prove deadly.
Related: --Hoth-- --Echo Base-- --Wampa Ice Creature--
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A vagina that's so loose that you can crawl up inside it and keep warm if you're too cold at night. Reference, the Tauhtaun creature from the planet Hoth in Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back.
A Tauntaun Pussy can be found on women who have 4-5 + children and do not practice Keegles AT ALL. Most T.P.T. girls. Women who have had 50+ partners, many of whom were African American. Any serious slut!
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The act of taking a drunken pal and stuffing them into a morbidly obese woman's vagina to keep them warm.
My buddy was passed out drunk in the winter cold, so we gave him a Dirty Tauntaun to prevent hypothermia.
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A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.
Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."
Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"
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When you use melted dalgona coffee to wax the hair of your partner
He wouldn't shave so I gave him a Fuzzy TaunTaun