.413

A huge fucking simp

Also known as the Duke of simps or the king of power bottom

Is .413 ok?
Yeha he’s just simping over Smii7y again

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413

Main arc number in Homestuck canon. According to Terezi Pyrope, it is the number of the "BL1ND PROPH3TS." Not coincidentally, Terezi's dialect of leetspeak has "A," "I," and "E" replaced with 4, 1, and 3, respectively, with no other letters given 133t counterparts. The webcomic began on April 13, 2009, and the entirety of the human protagonists' side of the story takes place on that date, which is also the 13th birthday of John Egbert, who is one of the four thirteen-year-old human protagonists. The Exiles' story takes place 413 years after those events. Other connections within the comic are too numerous to pack into this definition.

Ex. 1 (From Terezi's introduction page) "Your trolltag is gallowsCalibrator and you SP34K W1TH TH3 NUM3R4LS TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS ONC3 US3D."

Ex. 2 (From Andrew Hussie's twitter account): "guys did you know i'm moving to area code 413???"

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a totally bitchin' area code in western massachusetts containing such local celebrities as danny tamberelli of pete and pete and all that, Bill Cosby, and allegedly almost tom brady

me: yo me and ben and brett just got trashed and gave ourselves some sick home-made 413 tats
you: i think you're so sick

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413

a message you get when u put in a request too long on google. it says, Your client issued a request that was too large. That’s all we know.

*highlights the whole page and tries looking it up*
darn it! i got error 413.

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413

The only postcode in the world that has reached pure cultstatus

413? Gött änna.

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413

A dysfunctional Sydney bus

"the 413 is late again"

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413

A big ass dodge engine,413 cubic inches

from the beach boys song "Shut Down" Two cool shorts standing side by side,a fuel injected Sting Ray and a 413 revvin up their engines and it sounds real mean

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