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when you go out for someone for one week and they were a bitch
Dan: Hey wheres your girlfriend?
Bob: That 1 week project whore? she was a bitch so i dropped her.
7 days later,
1 week after today
im going to visit your house 1 week later
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a wretched piece of shit that passes for a romantic thriller movie that was released with great fanfare in 1986. It stars Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger as 2 lovers in a relationship dominated by a kinky, sometimes violent eroticism punctuated with sadomasochistic flourishes. A waste of time, effort and money.
9 1/2 Weeks is a horrible, lousy movie, but it has a good soundtrack. The soundtrack features prime cuts like "I Do What I Do" by John Taylor of Duran Duran, "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music, as well as nice tunes by Corey Hart, Luba, Devo, the Eurythmics and more. Check out the soundtrack and skip the crap flick.
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The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.
If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.
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When someone claims they are very religious on Sunday but don't act like it the other 6 days a week
She sleeps around with everyone at the church. She's not a real Christian, she's just a 1 Day A Week Christian.
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Originally started in prison. The 1st day of lock down is referred to as Week 1 Day 1.
Disciplinary lock downs can last up to 6 months. If 3 months into a lockdown an incident happens like an officer assault or a stabbing the lock down starts over from the beginning. “Week 1 Day 1”
When you get dumped by someone for a highschooler then you try and get a new boyfriend to take away the pain the you get cheated on after 1 week