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What a dealer says when he has left you waiting for weed for up to 3 hours then you ring to enquire on his whereabouts and proposed time scales. Usually this figure is wrong and it will take up to another 30 minutes or another phone call. The dealer will then apologise for this and you just have to accept it as he is selling you weed and if you piss him off then no weed for you and a wasted night.
You "How long are you gonna be mate?"
Dealer "10 minutes. I'm not far from there now."
30 minutes later
Dealer "sorry about the wait...how much you want?"
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a term used when speaking on the telephone in a public place to communicate to the party on the other side of the conversation that you are uncomfortable speaking because someone else is able to hear your part of the conversation
although "10 minutes" represents one user's chosen term, each couple must come up with their own phrase that is sufficiently commonplace to not raise suspicions when potentially used frequently
Girlfriend (on other end of phone): "Are you trying to tell me you don't feel the same about me? I don't get it."
You (on phone): "No, that's not at all what I'm saying."
Girlfriend: "You're acting very weird, there must be something else. Did you sleep with someone else?"
You: "Oh, I'd say in about 10 minutes."
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The standard universal answer you give or are given when the following questions are asked:
How long you gonna be mate?
When is the food ready?
How far away are you?
How Long will this take?
Usually, 10 minutes is a gross underestimate and can actuallly mean anywhere from 30 minutes to 4 hours
on the phone...:
Person 1: How far away are you?
Person 2: O, only about 10 minutes?
Person 1: Cool I'll see you there
Person 2 only just woke up
Angry diner: When is the food ready?! it's been 30 minutes already!!
Waitor: Yeh, in about 10 minutes?
Waitor tells the kitchen to start cooking
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The 10 minute rule, and in some cases the 5 or even 15 minute rule, is an unwritten rule in schools, colleges and universities.
The rule is used when you have a class/lecture, and the idea is that if the teacher/lecturer is not there in the classroom within the said time period (5, 10 or 15 minutes - depending on what has been decided) then you can assume that they aren't coming and you can therefore leave to do other stuff/go home. This could also possibly be used in the workplace for meetings. (change 'teacher' to 'boss')
N.B. This rule can also be used/changed to deliberately skip classes. E.g. if you know that a teacher will be 10 minutes last, you can switch to using the 5 minute rule and leave before they get there, thereby skipping the class.
Student 1: It's been 8 minutes and Mr Greenwood isn't here yet.
Student 2: 10 minute rule?
Student 1: Good idea. If he's not here in the next 2 minutes, I'm off.
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the last ten minutes of lunch when you have finished your lunch and can do you can whatever you want before you have to go back to class
"10 minutes of freedom!" i can do whatever i want
A orgy for a man that seems to last 10 minutes due to being under the influence of marijuana
I wacked off while i was stoned the other day and i had a 10 minute nut
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A short sexual intercourse with consent in the span of 10 minutes.
Male : Wanna go for a 10 Minute Sex?
Female : You fucking disgusting lunatic. I'm reporting you to the authorities, you're going on the sex offender list.