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11 februari

People born on this day are prone to have a baby carrot dick.
They also like to suck some dicks at orgies.

Someone born on 11 februari has a small dick. He is a 11 februari

by i like licking pokeballs February 10, 2020

7πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


11 February

11 February is national poopoo day.

Hey bro did you know its 11 February today?
No bro you must be kidding! I need to take a poo poo reall quik!

by Onlyfactsmydudes October 28, 2020

21πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


february 11

the baddest bitches born on february 11!! it’s hot girl summer ALL YEAR for these dimes. They are outgoing, seriously the most beautiful and bubbly people. no matter guy or girl, being born on february 11 means you are extra ordinary. just look at taylor lautner

dave: dang what’s today’s date?
mark: february 11, the best day of the year.

by i ain’t a liar i’m a TRUTHER October 17, 2019

571πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


February 11

Feburary 11 is National slap your tall friend in the face day. This is for people who are short and can’t reach their tall friends face any day.

Short: yo dude get on my level here
Tall: why?

Short: it’s February 11 national slap your tall friend in the face day
Tall: oh shit it is?!

by Yourfriendlyneighbourhoodshort October 26, 2019

197πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


February 11

The day when you almost born on Valentine's day, but you prefer born early so you got gift and chocolate.
Breathe when you read.
Some will be crackhead and they can be an evil person.

Ambitious person but, crackhead. That's it

When are you born? A day where evil born and ruin the chocolate party, it's February 11

by Your delightful crackhead October 18, 2019

93πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


February 11

Only amazing people are born on this day

Boomers am I right guys lolololol February 11

by Jdhfjfj November 5, 2019

63πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


February 11

My favorite persons birthday she is the greatest prettiest person ever

She’s not a boomer she was born on February 11

by Jdhfjfj November 5, 2019

56πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž