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When Fags burn pallets and pollute the air because their angry that Ireland beat the biggest empire ever.
If you celebrate the 12th July your a fag
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The day when all hot people are born. If you’re born on the 12th of July, you’re lucky
“Hey when’s your birthday?” “12th of July” “Explains why you’re so hot!”
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everyone born on this day is fucking gay and sucks cock
i heard he sucked your cock, yes thats because he is born the 12th of july
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It is a very special day! The day you were born! It is also the day in which you will rise to power. Godly power. The foolish mortals will cower in fear, and gaze upon your glory. Nothing can stop you. You are a god. Rise to power. Complete what is necessary.
“Oh man, it’s all ready July 12th!” Geez. It seems as if it’s my time to rise to power.”
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The people born on this day must be called daddy for the day ;)
Girl #1: Hey look! Her birthday is today, July 12th, we have to call her daddy for the day!
Girl #2: Hey daddy!
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Rail the absolute shit out of your girlfriend day.
I'm so happy today is July 12th
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