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13 Year Old Boy

A 13 year old boy is well.. A male which has turned 13. A boy of this age usually thinks he is bad ass, just because he has finally become a teenager. Usually, 13 year old males do not have any pubic hair, and have a brain mass that is equivalent to that of a mouse. They are very easy to troll online, and make a very excellent target to any beginning trolls. Encyclopedia Dramatica created a page about children of this age.

A 13 year old will usually try to act "Gangster", and will fail horribly at it. They will jack off to Pornhub about 3 times a day, and have little knowledge about female anatomy. Sad, isn't it?

*Adults are making a mature, humorous joke*
13 year old boy: Hahahah! That's classic! *Tries to act like he understands the joke*
*Adults facepalm*

by rodneyalcala June 26, 2010

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13 Year Old Boy

13 year old boys like to fuck your mom, say "my bad cuh, forgi'me." There's also a 64% he is bisexual.

if you are 13 years old get the fuck off of this website and go outside.

A 13 Year Old Boy just fucked my mom!!1!!!1!

by fucking gay ass bitch August 31, 2022

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13 year old boys

An age group actually really stupid, but their reputation is made worse by Encylopedia Dramatica.
In their article, it states that "13 year olds can also be from 10 to 18." Too bad ED is too stupid to realize that they are the ones 19+ writing articles on teenage boys...just saying. Oh, and this definition will cause a large amount of butthurt from EDers.

EDer: Fuck, this definition on 13 year old boys is really pissing me off! I'm gonna post this on ED so I can get all of my pedophile friends to back me up!

by PrinceKelso November 30, 2010

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13 Year Old Boys

'13 Year Old Boys' aren't always just 13, the age it ranges from is about 12-16. It is infectious, therefor, be careful of who you surround yourself with.

Listen bands like Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, and Hollywood Undead
Most times, they drink Monster Energy Drinks, and save the cans.
They generally wear baggy pants, skull T-Shirts, and DC shoes.
They think they can BMX or skateboard, when usually they can't.
Whenever they go out, they travel with they're friends more than likely.
They often times like girls who wear T-Shirts with dinosaurs and dragons on them, wear lots of fake bracelets, and wear fake glasses.
Frequently, they like their mom better than their dad.
And last, but not least, when they take pictures of themselves, their hair is in the way of their face.

Did you see all those 13 Year Old Boys riding their bikes down the street with their Monster Energy Drinks.

by ItsYourMom July 5, 2011

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13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023