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qhimm

A site with a lot of downloads/mods for final fantasy vii, final fantasy viii, and final fantasy ix.

Qhimm is great.

by rodneyalcala July 17, 2010

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Subway

One of the greatest places to eat fast food.

The motto is 'Subway Eat Fresh!' but 'Subway: Eat Flesh' sounds more fitting.

Supposedly will make fat people skinny, but that can't happen.

Fat man: Subway makes me feel like I can EAT ANYTHING

by rodneyalcala January 7, 2010

34πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


14 Year Old Boy

A 14 year old boy is an upgraded form of a 13 year old boy. There are many types of 14 year old boys. One example is the "computer" version. This version will usually try to act highly intelligent and usually ends up failing horribly at it. It will act like a complete retard, trying to troll while looking mature at the same time. Another form is the "Gangsta" version. 'Nuff said.

Many of the users on popular sites like "Encyclopedia Dramatica" are of this age. And 15% of the viewers of pornhub are 14 year old boys.

They will also use forced memes at least 100 times a day, and usually use profane vocabulary.

*Adults are talking and make a joke*
14 Year Old Boy: Hahahah! That's classic. *Tries to act like he gets it*
*Adults laugh at him, and he thinks that they aren't*

by rodneyalcala June 21, 2010

244πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


Belen

A 'City' in New Mexico when actually it's a town. According to their site, in the first paragraph "Welcome to the peaceful little village of belen", while what is ironic is Belen has the highest crime rate in the entire fucking state. The only things it has in history is being the "Train capitol" of the US. Ie: All major trainways travel through Belen, and it holds the only Harvey House in NM. The people here are evil, and I mean evil. They're all Catholic, or some other christian group, and will viciously beat you or even murder you if you are anything else. New Mexico was a giant wasteland, but you haven't seen shit until you've been in new mexico. I know, I've been trapped here for 6 years. And while people arent killing eachother, may I note that all of the females here after the age of 5, are sluts, or H-I-T-S (Hookers in Training, my teacher made that up) 80% Of the people here are mexican, and the other 20% are old white men. Seriously.

White guy: What's belen?
Mexican: You racist sinner!

by rodneyalcala March 13, 2010

52πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


13 Year Old Boy

A 13 year old boy is well.. A male which has turned 13. A boy of this age usually thinks he is bad ass, just because he has finally become a teenager. Usually, 13 year old males do not have any pubic hair, and have a brain mass that is equivalent to that of a mouse. They are very easy to troll online, and make a very excellent target to any beginning trolls. Encyclopedia Dramatica created a page about children of this age.

A 13 year old will usually try to act "Gangster", and will fail horribly at it. They will jack off to Pornhub about 3 times a day, and have little knowledge about female anatomy. Sad, isn't it?

*Adults are making a mature, humorous joke*
13 year old boy: Hahahah! That's classic! *Tries to act like he understands the joke*
*Adults facepalm*

by rodneyalcala June 26, 2010

278πŸ‘ 225πŸ‘Ž


Jenova's Witness

I didn't really know that someone already made this up but there are two meanings to this.

A. Someone who does the deeds of Jenova of the church of the one winged angel, a group of geeks who are obsessed with a video game.

B. This one I made up myself. Someone who's Played FF7 to the point that you fight either the first Jenova, or the Final.

Jim: You see that dude over there? They say he's a Jenova's Witness.
Jesse: Huh? What the **** does that mean?
Jim: I don't know, but I find it funny.
Jesse: ....

by rodneyalcala December 1, 2009

52πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Salsa Del Sol

The greatest Salsa ever. Go try it yourself.

Stoner: I just smoked some pot, and now I'm hungry! *Eats a shit load of nachos served with some warm salsa del sol!

by rodneyalcala July 7, 2010

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž