2 by 4

To use a lump of timber of about 2 by 4 inches in diameter to inflict blunt force trauma mainly to head or sometimes body. Generally easily available at short notice & fits comfortably into the average hand.

i'm guna 2 by 4 that bitch
fucker needs a good 2 by 4in

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2 by 4

The cornerstone piece of the unholy lego empire.

Hand me that red 2 by 4 piece over there.

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2 by 4

The art of performing sexual intercourse on a 4 legged animal, via the butt hole.
Call a "2 by 4" because a human has 2 legs, where as animals have 4

"Dude, Mark totally performed a successful 2 by 4 on Jamie's dog last night"

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2 by 4

twenty four ounce can of beer

I went to the store and asked the person behind the counter for a meal pack and she gave me a 2 by 4 and a BC Powder.(for the buzz)

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2 by 4

Nickname for people with their eyes really far apart. You can put a 2 by 4 between their eyes and they can still see.

Hey! Check out 2 by 4 over there!

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2+2=4

Something you should know if you're not a fucking idiot.

John: The earth is round
Flimmothy Fortoldueth the Fourty First: Oh I'm sorry what's next? Are you gonna telly me 2+2=4? Whats you're next brilliant idea?
John: *your

2+2=4

Used in the song "Mans Not Hot"

2+2=4-1=3 quick maths.... every days mans on the block... smoke trees.... I see your girl in the park... that girl is a uckers

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