21st January

international hot and sour soup day!!! this day you should praise this soup by eating few bowls of it! NO EXCUSES

Why are you eating your third hot and sour soup today?
Oh, simply because the 21st January is the international hot and sour soup day! Come and join me with the other bowl!

21st January

It is the international hot-sour soup day! On this day you should eat at least one hot-sour soup.

Why is everyone eating hot-sour soup on 21st January?
ARE YOU CRAZY? IT IS BECAUSE IT IS THE INTERNATIONAL HOT-SOUR SOUP DAY!

21st of January

21st of January is national fuck my boy bestie day

It’s the 21st of January so we need to fuck my boy bestie

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January 21st

National hug day.

She's born on January 21st, little did she know it's also national hug day.

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January 21st

Eff the Exes Day!
A day to focus on your hate for your ex, and think about how they'll realize someday you are pretty much the Bee's Knees. A good day to get scandalous, go on many dates, and maybe texting your ex a Drunken hate text!

Joe: Hey John! Heard you got pretty messed up last night!

Josh: Yeah, I was celebrating National Eff the Exes Day.

Joe: There's a holiday called that?

Josh: Yeah every January 21st!

Joe: Cool! What did you do?

John: Well, I went on a super date with the entire college cheerleading squad, drank a 1.75 of Vodka, and finally texted my ex a pic of me giving her the middle finger whilst laying out a Cleveland Steamer on the Cheer Captain's chest!

Joe: HEYOOOH!!! Good riddance to that whore!

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January 21st

Kiss your gf/bf in the hallway day.

Person 1: Dude you gotta kiss your girlfriend in the hallway
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its january 21st!
Person 2: Oh yeah ok bet

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January 21st

A day where you suck someone’s big toe. It’s also a day when the most beautiful person was born.

Me: hey it January 21st
Friend: ok so?
Me: let me suck your big toe

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