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You gotta be so kind if you’re born on this dayyy, you’re most likely taller than some friends but man you are prettyyyyyyy 😍but here’s the thing. You probably love a tall guy, most likely called Olly 🤪
“Oh that her when’s her birthday?”
“26th April”
“Well that explains why she likes mr brains over there”
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The day an absolute retarded legend was born. An absolute sarcastic FUCKING TosSER who cannot keep his wit to himself. On this day you are obligated to speak in HHHHHHHHs and peace signs, and pair your 👊s to your 🤠s or face execution. If you were born on April 26th you are in luck, because that makes you an honorary Miles boy, yeehaw or piss the fuck off m’heartys.
It’s the 26th April, where are your whips and nay nays? HHHHHHHH PISS THE FUCK OFF EJEJDJJFKD
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If you were born on April 26 my god are you lucky!!!! You were blessed with the body features of a goddess and the personality of a queen. No one compares or even comes close to your beauty ! You are the best of the best! Everyone is desperate to get your attention. Especially the boys!
Boy1: she’s perfect
Boy2: duh she’s born on April 26th
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My favorite bar mitzvah boy born on april 26th, happy birthday ethan ~Dad
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it’s national Hit It From The Back day!! walk up to someone grab their waist and hit it!!
it’s april 26th and i just it it from the back bro. on yo girl
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A day when you'll only see Taylor Swift on every single platform and every musical charts.
April 26th is the day when Taylor worked to dominate the music industry so that your fav could take a long break until she has finished with this era.
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The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite
Ive waited 13 days for April 26th
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