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Give your daughter money day!!
Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September
Me: Oh!! Give me money!
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Day when short people are born
It's 26th September, day when short people are born
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Eat yo girl out or give a blowjob to ur mans
its 26th september yk what we have to do
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National sex day fuck your gf
Guy: hey guess what
Girl: wut
Guy: it’s September 26th
Girl: fine
Today Is national handjob day, Either ask your girlfriend or your crush for a handjob. Their goal as simple as : make you cum.
Hey um it’s September 26th I have a crush on you and was wondering if you could give me a handjob?
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Anyone who was born on this day has to receive a picture of boobs
Wow he was boring on September 26th he is great
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september 26th, national bj day get going ladies!
omg its september 26th! That's national bj day
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