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The end of the world. Why? Because I said so. Also don't forget to love yourself. And if u can't do that, find someone TO love. They can be your crush, the random plant in your house or a picture of a cat you found on the internet. And remember, they would want u to be happy. And so do I.
BRO 1: Hey, do you know when the world ends?
BRO 2: I think it's the 2nd of august
BRO 1: Wait... bro... Why u so down?
BRO 2: Its been hard bro, u get me?
BRO 1: But remember bro, I care for you, you mean the world to me bro
BRO 2: bro....
BRO 1: bro, I'm here for you. Remember that.
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National Sam Day
Worship all Sam's as your God, your Jesus, your friend
Person A: here Sam have £1000000
Person B: wtf are you doing
Person A: it's international the 2nd of august
Person B: OMG SORRY SAM HERES A PUPPY AND A RHINO
Everyone born on this day is a hotass, not saying this cuz my parents SLAYED the pregnancy.
"hey, are you born on the 2nd of August?"
"Yeah how'd yk?"
"Well, your hot annoying and mad"
"trueee"