37

A number, commonly used in math. Nothing else really.

-“What is 37 divided by two? Timmy?”
-“18.5”
-“Wrong, it’s 2000 get out of my class, Timmy.”

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#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.


#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).


#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.


#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").

#1)
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.


#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!


#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!


#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!

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you know what. this number always reminds me of us. yeah 37. 3 is you and 7 is me. you may wonder why. it's coz when we started talking i asked for your favourite number and you said 3. from there whenever and wherever i see 37 it reminds me of us. it is OUR number.

we are 37 <3!

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In a row?

Watch Clerks and find out, you fucking savage.

Kevin is a god. I'd blow him. 37 times.

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37

the number of dicks that Dante's girlfriend Veronica claims to have sucked in the movie "Clerks". Dante is highly upset at his revelation as veronica had said she only had sex with three different girls but later explained that she only slept with 3 different guys but that didnt mean she didnt just go with people

Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?

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37

The universal number. Look for it and you'll see it everywhere. Movies, adresses, and particularly, the sample card for American Express.

Geez, there's ANOTHER 37!!!!!!

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bites37~
our future is kinda in a uncertain scenario now. i feel like it's hanging by a thin line. idk how it will turn out im always in an anxious state about it. but i really wanna be with you. it's always you and only you. now it hurts to think that it's probably no more or in some unpredictable future. i hope one day youll figure everything out

i love you <37

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