5:01

International time for discipline.

5:00 crack open the beer.

5:01 the beatings commence.

Bob: "What happened to you?"

Larry: "I tagged a guy's fence and he found me at 5:01."

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5/01/11

The day when the united states kicked down the front door off killed Osama Bin Laden's mansion and killed his ass.

"Dude do you know what date is it today?" yeah its 5/01/11 the date that when we found Osama Bin Laden and shot him in his f*cking head.

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