5:20

Similarly to 4:20, the official time to begin drinking. Only applicable during weeknights as any time is the right time to drink on weekends.

Jeff: Want a beer dood?
Chapstick: ...This early in the day?
Jeff: It's 5:20, dawg
Chapstick: Oh ok, I'll have one.

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5/20

The holiday to eat magic mushrooms. May 20th. Similar to how 3/14 is Steak & BJ day when a man treats his woman good on 2/14 Valentines day.

4/20 is the holiday for weed so 5/20 is the holiday for magic mushrooms!

It's 5/20.. its time to eat some Beautiful Words Magic mushroom bars!

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19-5-20-20-12-5

The numbers of the letters of the alphabet that spell the word "settle" as in "settle down". By saying this to someone, they will stop doing whatever they are doing to figure out what the numbers mean, thus settling down.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A DICK!!!!!!
Guy 2: 19-5-20-20-12-5
Guy 1: Wait, what? *starts counting*

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