somebody who looks attractive from 50 feet away, but not up close.
“i thought he was cute, but he’s just a 50 feeter”
the almighty cock possessed by dudes named chad. These cock-i-nators have a 100% guarantee to please a women.
Robert:*soft moan* nice cock chad ;)
Chad: ۜ\(סּںסּَ` )/ۜ
Robert: You weren't lying about your 50 feeter completer