50-ED

50% erectile dysfunction is a medical condition where a penis can only become partially erect and remains so for an extended period of time. Various symptoms can include your girl leaving you, being attracted to men, liking fem boys, liking trans men, getting hard in the gym, watching gay porn, sticking your finger up your but and blowing on your thumb and your penis not getting bigger, the most severe symptom includes being tucked in at night by your father.

*sends dick pick with the text "I got 50-ED syndrome"
*her "damn imagine how big it would be if you didn't"
*her sends dick pick to show off "I don't have 50-ED"
*him "holy sh*t that's gargantuan"

.50 cal-ed

In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, rapid firing a Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle at extreme close range without looking down the scope.

A: "Holy shit! I just got .50 cal-ed from a yard away!"

B: (Man 1) "What are you doing wasting ammo?"

(Man 2) ".50 cal-ing this fool"

C: "HAHAHA, I just totally .50 cal-ed that camper FTW!"

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