5p

used by teenage boys to signal if he thinks a female is 'tight'. instead of screaming it out he can guess at how tight she is such as '5p' which means the girl is as tight as a 5 pence piece. if you come across a fat slag then she will probably be a £5 coin, about as big as the palm of your hand.

*tom spots girl*
tom: toby!! toby over here!!
*toby looks around and clocks the girl*
toby: holy shit 5p!!
*both laugh*

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5p-10p

When the anal sphincter increases and decreases in size in a very short space of time, often when faced with an uncomfortable situation.

When my girlfriend missed a period my arse was going 5p-10p!

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5P

Petit Peut-être Potentiel Pour Proximité,

Durant un talking stage incertain, la personne n’est pas encore un crush, mais un petit peut-être potentiel pour proximité. Se dit d’une personne ayant slider dans les DMs et pour laquelle nous démontrons une interêt.

L: Je parle à ce gars là depuis quelques semaines, mais c’est rien de sérieux. Je sais pas comment l’expliquer. C’est pas un crush, mais…

A: Oh! C’est ton 5P?

L: Exactement!

Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

5p bag

Someone who is dangerous to your environment and you can never get rid of them.

Uck, had enough of her shes a right 5p bag!