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Traditional holiday for those who work the 4th of July. Usually involves vast amounts of alcohol, loud music, fireworks, and time well spent with those with who you work with. Often is the drunkest and best day of the summer.
After working on the 4th of July, they decided to celebrate the 5th of July instead.
The 5th of July is the best day ever!
Everyone got trashed this 5th of July
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The day when you walk down the street and see things such as sticks from bottle rockets, and remnants of Roman candles scattered in lawns and in gutters, and the occasional "banana peeled" mailbox that got that way because some asshaberdasher shoved a lighted M80 or M500 illegal firecracker into it the night before.
Hey Jimbo, check out that demolished mailbox!
Must be the 5th of July or something!
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the day the most beautiful girl was born
“damn shes born on the 5th of July she must be beautiful”
International karaoke fighting day.
Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.
“what are you for the 5th july?”
“oh i’m dead, like vine” in
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If you reed this you need to kiss someone next to you
Rebecca:Omg lets look what is 5th July
Tommy:Ok
Rebecca:Oh wow i need to kiss you
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Tommy: it’s the best day ever
Rebecca: yep it’s 5th july
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