69th base

The nirvana of sex. One gains entry into this spritual place after giving sixty-nine different girls a 69er.

"Dude, what's 69th base?!" - Dominik
"That's where I got last night biatch!" - Ramesh

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69th base

Have sex in 69 position with ond or more honeybadger while while listening to orchestra of Kazahstanian strippers playing We will fuck you.

Guy 1: Honeybadger doesn't taste like honey. I should now, I just went to 69th base.
Honeybadger 1: Rarrarara...aaaaaah

69th base

When a man cums into another mans ass so fucking hard that the cum from the first man reaches the man’s balls, impregnating him.

Dude! I just reached 69th base with Lacy Green!
Wait I thought it was a female?
Not anymore.

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69th base

to make love to a small dog while under the influence of PCP

i got to 69th base with a chihuahua

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