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A Carl is a sneaky chode.
I was such a Carl last night when I banged Dylan’s girlfriend.
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carl is a sweet guy, he has an amazing heart and is consistently trying to make you smile. carl is always genuine and caring, without a doubt a special someone. you can always talk to carl, rely on him and most importantly trust him. carl will try his best to give you every single bit of love you need, he's a good friend, boyfriend and everything you could ever imagine.
never lose him, he's so special and unique. most of all, he's a dork 💖
girl "Hi, Carl"
carl " hey, you're so amazing.. did I already tell you that today?"
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Generally holds all emotions internally. He tends to be selfish until he finds that right woman to live his life with then he gives his all to his wife and child(ren).
Very much in love with himself. Takes pride in his appearance and the appearance of who ever he is with at the time. Can be shallow when it comes to his women.
Very sex obsessed. Some call him a nymphomaniac. Great in the sac and knows it.
That Carl won't let anyone know what he's really feeling
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A name for a killer llama. He doesn't mean to do it :0! DAMMIT CARL!!
Derp llama: "CARL THAT KILLS PEOPLE"
Carl: "I do not kill people...that is my least favorite thing to do."
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The curly-headed dude who wears khakis and a polo and glasses and can make $12K in oil from his forehead alone. He is not too fat and not too skinny. Carl is always innocent and does not do anything wrong because he can't get a girl which is fine since a lot of girls he know just cares about look and stuff. Carl is always that dude that is used for like a guard or something. He just asks and wonders. So, don't bother coming at him rude because he has been holding anger. He does not like bullying. Maybe people should be like Carl and have a very fun personality and can always know what's wrong and is very fun to be friends with. He is very average. He loves everybody. Even if they are petrified in the inside or outside. Carl will know how you feel. Carl is a good person. Carl is a brave person. Trust him.
See example sentence about Carl.
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carles is a chill bro who 'runs' some blog called HIPSTER RUNOFF.
carles is just tryin 2 stay relevant.
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