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A Kramer

A man with a cornucopia of man meat. He has so much wood, he could stockpile more lumber than home depot. A Kramer is a man with a cock that hangs sooo low, it leaves skid marks on the pavment. He loves destorying the meat wallets. He hits all walls and makes bitches squeal. He pulverizes skanks, kicks all ass, and makes Chuck Norris cry. He leaves a pile of unconscious bitches when he has sex, it appears to be a holocaust of satisfied women.

I left the club and got kicked in the face. When I woke up, I saw A Kramer banging my bitch on my own car, and she loved it. He came in her vag, kicked me again, and walked away screaming " enjoy my kid in 9 months fucker!!"

by lajkdbsqwiuadvba June 12, 2010

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Kramer

Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.

I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.

by Blind_assassin August 31, 2005

1039๐Ÿ‘ 163๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kramer

-verb
To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.

My neighbor burst in yesterday while I was watching TV and had like a mini seizure.

Ha, you got Kramered

by CaysE June 22, 2010

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Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.


I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!

by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006

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Kramer

Someone who habitually bursts into doors unexpected. This can be at an office or at somebody's home or apartment. The intrusion causes negative attention from everybody in the room. It can disrupt conversation, ruin appetite, or cause a major cockblock.
In the tv show Seinfeld, Kramer is Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor who always opens the door to Seinfeld's apartment uninvited.

(Mark violently enters break room at the paper company and everybody looks at him)
Mark: Hey guys whats up?
Jan: Ugh, total Kramer.

by MmarkyMmarx June 7, 2010

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Kramer

The crazy, lovable, funny neighbor (played by Michael Richards) of Jerry Seinfeld on the greatest sitcom ever, Seinfeld.

Kramer's friends include Elaine Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Jerry Seinfeld, and George Jason Alexander. Kramer's crazy LOL

by Someone, March 3, 2006

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No Kramer

Used after one inadvertently Calls another person the N Word. Can also say No Mike Richards

That Nigger got knock the Fuck out! No Kramer

by Datinc March 11, 2008

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