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A beautiful woman that makes you distracted, she’s so amazing you can only focus on her.
“Sorry was I doing something I was too distracted by a plum
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the 2 round balls that sit inside a mans wrinkly sack. also known as a ballbag
I'd love to get my gums around your plums!
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n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.
"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"
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the testicles
Make sure you don't hit the plums of your opponent in the ring.
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Plumming is where an alpha human grasps a plum firmly and shoves it hard into someone’s arse so their anus starts bleeding and they start urinating
Oh my fuk Keith’s had a plumming
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A plum is also a person who is a symbol of peace. There are the Bloods, who are red, and the Crips, who are blue, and then there are the Plums, who are purple (a combination of the two, if you will).
Plums are also ultra fly people who spend their time being stared at for their pure beauty and awesomeness. They rarely say stupid things and are farther away from the previous (idiotic) definition of "a short fat kid" than the Earth is from the sun.
Blood: I'ma kill you!!
Crip: No, i'ma kill you!
Plum: Come on guys...
Person 1: You know, I thought I was cool, but that was before I met a plum.
Person 2: DAMN! You are so lucky...I wish I was a plum.
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