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Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.
Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!
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Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.
My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.
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A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something.
May also be used in suggestive concept.
Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !
Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.
SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons
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When you spoon with a REALLY old person
"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"
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While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.
"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"
"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"
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a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.
jessica: make love to me.
dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.
jessica: nevermind then.
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a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning
that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties
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