A Trevor Story

A trevor story is one that has absolutely no importance or significance to anyones life, or day or anything at all but is still called out in a way that makes the audience feel like it is about to be a highly entertaining/important story when it in fact is actually not and provides a large sense of boredome and wasted time for the listener(s)

So I have to tell you something really important, okay well the other day my dog gace me the head nod it was really really funny... oh my god i just told a trevor story didn't I? Dammit.