A Warm Towel Treatment

Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)

I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!

warm towel treatment

This is the act of using a warm towel to clean you partners genitals after sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even need to ask for it. It shouldn’t replace a shower but sometimes it does ;)

you’ve gotta get a warm towel treatment from ya girl if you wanna be livin.