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Used in reference of some one or some thing that is being or is stupid.
This is not to be confused for "As dumb as a box of rocks." or "soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit."
Man your as smart as a bag of hammers.
Thats as dumb as a bag of hammers.
The cheerleader is as soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit.
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An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.
Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.
When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.
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adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid
My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.
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used to describe how insanely stupid a person is.
Man, that guy's as dumb as a bag 'o' hammers.
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when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
Alternative double penetration move.
When your makin' sweet love to your ol' lady, you stand up, grab her feet and push them to the sides of her head, putting her ass and cootch up in the air. Then you put your "Hammer" in her cootch, and your "Honey Bags" in her cornhole and pound away.
My girl said she's always wanted to take up in both holes at once, so I busted out the ol' Honey Bag and Hammer move.
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When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid
some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers
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