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a child

the thing that is worse than a rapist

“there’s only one thing worse than a rapist
*boom*
“a child”

by xolaugh April 16, 2018

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a child

has the mental capacity of a peanut, no friends, no job so no money, mother usually a crack whore, sleeps with 20+ girls to feel something.

that boy hunter is such a child, his parents don't even want him.

by catslayer47 March 9, 2021

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childe

1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.

the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.

by hispotatogals December 6, 2020

493👍 13👎


Childs

A much more entertaining way of saying children.

Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D

Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"

Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"

by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

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Child

Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit is a Child

by radeline October 23, 2020

334👍 43👎


child

a wide eyed human of under 18 - eager to discover the world, but forced to attend a prison where they are force fed information and are left to be attacked socially by their peers while the teachers shrug. These poor creatures are in an environment where they are forced to fight tooth and nail to recieve a sliver of recognition from their peers.

travis: ur such a child

by mintmyg October 31, 2019

190👍 20👎


childe

1 zhongli's sugar daddy
2 child but typo

nico: guys i got childe in his banner rerun, welcome home tortilla man
mika: SLDKJFLSKD CONGRATS stop making me jealous

louise: that's so pog wow!

petra: come on, he's still a childe, leave him alone
petra: sorry typo, child**

by vventii April 14, 2021

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