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Jake Paul's way of saying church
"I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church"
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n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.
I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.
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When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)
It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!
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When your brain is literally sucked dry from idiocy that you can't think of anything else better to say.
Wow dude that thing is selling like a God, church
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A made up word that Jake Paul came up with so he would have something to rhyme with merch in his awful music video.
And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
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what word jake paul uses when he cant rhyme the word "merch" in his trashy song
drop some new merch and it's selling like a god church - jake from state farm (2017)
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When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church
Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying
'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'
-Jake Paul in a nutshell-
I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH
-Leafyishere
-Keemstar
-Jake Paul
-Pewdiepie
-Ricegum
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