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A Harry Potter is a sexual term which references a man pulling out of the mouth of a woman during oral sex, to ejaculate a zigzag (lightening bolt) pattern upon her forehead.
Hey man! Dude, it was crazy last night. Sheila was sucking me off and I totally gave her a Harry Potter. I hit a little high though and got some in her hair - she was pissed
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The only reason I have not yet gone insane.
Person: You like Harry Potter?
Me: Always.
If you have read/watched these, you will know what I mean.
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Harry Potter is a best-selling book series by critically acclaimed author J.K Rowling. Though many view the Harry Potter series as a "children's series", it goes for all ages.
450 million Harry Potter books have been sold worldwide.
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QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST SERIES OF BOOKS OF ALL TIME
Idiot: dude Harry Potter sux
Sensible human: I say, you seem highly uneducated my dear chum.
Idiot: I'm gonna get drunk and drive home with my shot gun
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A series of books that most people haven't read but don't hesitate to critcize, anyways. Often mistaken as books that are "just for kids", when the truth is they curse more than my older brother, are dark and depressing, but at the same time funny and lighthearted.
Dude: Harry Potter's gay.
Friend: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?!?!?!
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Well written books. All of you who think it sucks are obviously illiterate.
kid 1:omGAH! i so coo i dun read no hurry pota!
kid 2:no, your just a dumbass.
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