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The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons
Woah the titanic; weighed a metric shit ton.
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Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.
"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."
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a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload
Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.
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The mass equivalent to 1000 shit-liters.
Which is heavier: a metric shit ton or a fuck-ton?
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A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
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A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory
When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.
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a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).
Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow
Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!
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