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When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.
Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping the whole time about his bunions.
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When an elderly person is using the restroom.
Esp. when he/she is taking a long time.
Person 1: Do you have any idea where Grandpa is?
Person 2: No idea, he' been gone a while. Maybe he's aarping
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1)Well organized gang of shakedown artists running a protection racket, extorting usurious payoffs from honest businesses using the tactical codewords 'Senior's Discount'. Using tactics not dissimilar to those of organized crime, differing only in its blatant daylight robbery nature and its quasi-legitimacy as an NGO.
2) The Political wing of the notorious Grey Panthers.
1)'Gimme my discount or the next issue of the AARP Newsletter will PUBLISH your sorry ass'
2)'I'm sorry, Mr. Pharmaceutical Company, but if I vote for tariffs on drug imports, the AARP will make sure that I can't get elected dogcatcher in this district'
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Oh, here goes the AARP defending seniles right to drive though they'll more than likely plow down people!
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Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)
Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!
Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!
How old people get things cheaper.
I have my AAR- (gasp) MY HIP!!!
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