ABW

Angry Black Woman.

A state of mind that black females can go into if given proper stimuli. This results in unpredictable behavior, and usually results in violence and/or chaos.

You can make a sistah get all ABW if you try and get'wit her man.

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ABW

ABW is short for Alaskan Bull Worm a dangerous under water worm.

Sandy Cheeks fucked up the ABW.

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ABWS

Angry Black Woman Syndrome - an extension from ABW (Angry Black Woman)

Every woman has it, find a way to push their buttons and they will get mad crazy on you. Push them to the limit and they get diagnosed with a common disease called Angry Black Woman Syndrome. There's no cure, just shut your mouth, let the woman speak/get crazy on you, and continue to live a happy life.

White/Asian/Hispanic/etc Woman: Does this make me look fat?

Man: Hugs your love handles like no other!
Woman: Love handles? OH HAIL NAH! Don't effing sdkfjsd;fkjsdf dsfsdjfsdklfjs *** *** ***** ****!

Man: *udder breath* Damn. ABWS.

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ABW

Afternoon Butt Wipe
The act of going to the restroom, typically in the afternoon hours, soley to address Swamp Ass.
Optional: Leave the soiled toilet paper unflushed to save water.

Matt: "Were you just in the bathroom? That was quick."
Scott: "My butthole was itching something fierce. It required a quick ABW."

Dave: "Hey man, let's go on a jog."
Scott: "Sounds great, just let me knock out a quick ABW before we head out."

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ABW

Authentically-Born Woman

Statement to confirm that the person in question was born originally-a woman. As opposed to scammer trannies.

guy 1: Check that girl out. She legit?
guy 2: Totally ABW. She grew up in the same neighborhood as I did.
guy 1: Time to lay game, then!

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abw

ABW = All Be Warned. Another catchphrase made popular by the followers of Charlie Sheen, who is still winning.

The warlock is on the prowl, abw.

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ABW

Anything or Anyone But White

White Guy "So how about a drink sometime?"

Mad Ethnic Girl "I only date ABW's"

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