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1) a highly deadly disorder when a slut messes with your head and causes you to turn your back on your true friends and can only be cured when Chuck Norris round-house kicks you in your foolish head
2) when you think that despite being really cruel to everyone that they all love you when they can't stand the sight of you
3) when you hate someone and think they actually lose sleep over it when they aren't
4) when you shirt matches the color of every holiday and your hair is gayly spiked...basically your a metro
person: man did you see chris?
person 2: yeah yo, he's wearing a pink collar shirt and going out with that slut amber
person: yeah i heard he isn't talking to anyone talking to that cool chick he hates for no reason
person: oh you mean carly? yeah well whats so funny is he thinks he's so hot and he's not
person 2: i know! i hate him! whats even funnier is he thinks we're all losing sleep over it
person: shit, lets go find chuck norris! i mean he used to be so cool... he's had to have gotten DC syndrome (DCS)!
person 2: yeah yo
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When a band has a lot of songs that all sound roughly the same. The band may have several albums and dozens of songs, but all of those songs fall into a few categories, much like AC/DC.
Yeah man I found this new band I kinda like, but they have severe AC/DC Syndrome. It all just blends together.
When a band reaches a point of total loss of creativity, and writes 3 different guitar riffs and 3 different beats to interchange them to create pure blandness. This can be see throughout most of AC/DC's career, especially when Bon Scott died. You don't realize this when you are 10 and love AC/DC, but you realize when you turn 11, buy Back in Black and Highway to Hell. Then you listen to the albums and think I could have just bought one of these and had them all. This is a problem in most modern bands.
David-Hey, did you hear the new Nickelback album?
Jeremy-Yeah, they used to be great, but now they have AC/DC syndrome.
David-Man, it's a shame, at least the mindless masses will listen to them now.
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It's when someone famous dies all the fake fans come out and say they cared so much about the dead person but everyone knows they didn't. Also when you see someone wearing a shirt of the dead person only after they died and wouldn't have it if the person was still alive.
Idiot: OMG I cant believe that persons dead, I loved all of their work and it was soo inspiring.
Guy: bull shit you did, you just have Dead Celebrity Syndrome (DCS). How did you feel about that person last week.
Idiot:...idk
When a guy gets so drunk he thinks he looks like daniel craig, and proceeds to creep the fuck out of attractive females, in an attempt to get his dick wet. Mainly applies to people who look like the opposite of daniel craig, and think they are gods gift to women, but in reality are just an abomination to the image of man.
Brian went to court on attempted rape charges, but got off on a DCS (Daniel Craig Syndrome) technicality
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(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".
A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"
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