ADVD

Attention Deficit Vagina Disorder - A mental health disorder usually developed during puberty. Symptoms include an insatiable desire to do anything to be physically intimate with a female partner - includes peacocking, posturing, complete disregard for consequences and a loss of any sense of reality. Usually resolves during the 6th decade of life with a great sense of relief and bewilderment that it ever occurred.

I was recently diagnosed with ADVD. The doctor tells me it can be challenging but to hang in there - it should resolve by the time I'm sixty.