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a last name only used for GODS!
Abe Agil
Person 1:do you know what gods last name is?
Person 2: AGIL
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he is a good person and smart. many people love him for him amazing personality, awesome figure. easy going but looks mysterious at the same time. everyone was interested in getting closer to him, he always deserved all the love. his heart is clean and full of kindness, he is firm for his life and anything that bothers him.
"why do you still love agil?"
"there's no reason to stop"
The quality of being simultaneously agile and vigilant.
Batman is agilent, especially in the Batmobile.
Always remember to be agilent after school.
Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.
That crap was built using Agile.
Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.
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The ability to change direction quickly in response to a stimulus. One of the key components in sport performance.
John may not be able to run the length of himself, but damn he's agile.
For some positions in football, agility is king.
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Organized mind numbing micromanagement.
He figured out how to double the battery life but since the agile practice strictly forbids thinking outside the current task, his design wasn't acknowledged. Due to insubordination he will not be receiving a bonus this year.
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Doesn't fucking work, but doesn't fucking matter.
Let's be agile on this project.
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