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Alton \a-lton, al-ton\ as a boy's name is pronounced ALL-tun. Jamaican origin. Boys with this name tend to be quite hansdome and endearing. They are strong willed and kind at heart. They tend not to pre-judge because they, themselves, are not insecure. Easy to fall in luv/love with. Therefore, they name may be used to describe someone with these traits.
"Wow, he is so sweet."
"Yeah, he's a total Alton"
"Uh huuuuuuh! That's for sure"
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A very sweet guy who is loving and compassionate. He is very loyal, funny, and smart. He has a beautiful voice when he sings. Is very fast. Has many friends and is kind to everyone. If you say something flirty or mean to his girlfriend, he will chase you until YOU run out of breath. He will comfort you in a crisis. He loves to talk to his friends. He makes time for his Girlfriend, brings her nice gifts, loves her, kisses her on the cheek, compliments her (even though she denies it), and takes care of her.
DIALOGUE:
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Alton.
Person 3: He's really funny and very cute.
Person 2: You should go talk to him!
Person 3: YEAH! GO DO IT!
Person 1 & 3: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Person 2: FINE!
Person 2: Hey, how's it going? I'm (name)
Alton: Hey, I'm fine. How are you? You look nice. Oh, by the way, I'm Alton.
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The act of getting all ten fingers in any one orifice at the same time.
That chick was so slutty, I gave her Alton.
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noun- person- jamaican origin- masculine- A passionate lover of women. Wildly erotic and satisfying to the opposite sex. Extremely talented and creative while making women feel he really gives a shit. Void of sincere comittment. Will screw any female with half a vagina.
he's such an Alton, i came six times last night!
He's never gonna marry me! Fucking Alton!!
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A very cute guy who short but is nice and mean and will stay loyal to women and will not cheat. He is smart and very sports like. Loves to joke and play but when it comes to family and friends he's serious. Girls this is your best life choice
Alton is soo cute but smart and shirt
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A small town in southern Illinois. Filled with white trash wiggers, and hillbillys. They do have a small number of black people there though who many of the residents of Alton think gives them an excuse to act like their town is the ghetto. Many of the residents of Alton are lower middle class, although some of its residents are extremely wealthy. Alton is supposedly one of the most haunted small towns in the USA. A very long time ago Alton,IL had a higher population than St.Louis,MO.
Alton wigger- "YO NIGGA I B STR8 OUTTA A-TOWN!"
Chicago black guy- "What part of Atlanta?"
Alton wigger-"NAH SON MY HOOD B UPPER ALTON 6 1 8 AREA CODE!"
Chicago black guy-"LISSEN HURR HONKEY U BEST SHUT YO MOUF AN QUIT ACTIN BLACK B FO I SNATCH YO ATL BRAVES HAT OFF YO MELON HEAD AN FUCK YO ASS UP!"
Alton wigger-"YO HOMIE ITS ALL GOOD DOG!"
Chicago black guys gun-"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!"
Chicago black guy-"BITCH ASS PUSSY MUTHA FUCKA!!"
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