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verb. The process of being disconnected from the internet. Specifically with the internet provider AOL. Aoling generally occurs when the user is in a hurry or in urgent need of the internet.
"oh dear, i have just been aoled"
america online, the crappiest and laggiest shit internet users can use. also way too much spam
"Welcome to AOL, You have new spam, dickhead."
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The dial-up internet provider that NEVER lets you cancel your membership.
Many people I know have tried to cancel their membership with no success.
me: I would like to cancel my AOL membership.
AOL rep: (After a long conversation)But we'll give you 2 free months free.
me: All I want to do is cancel my membership. I don't need it anymore, I have cable modem now.
AOL rep: But AOL is the best blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
me: Please stop trying to get me to not cancel I already told you I don't want or need AOL any more.
AOL rep: But we have superior anti-virus software blah blah blah blah bah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
me: You are getting on my nerves and wasting my time.
AOL rep: But 2 free months blah blah blah blah blah blah...
me: fine whatever (I hang up after a lengthy conversation and at this point AOL has ruined my day and I'm pissed off)
I uninstalled AOL from my computer, and had to call my credit card company to report my card lost so I could get out of my AOL membership. I travel a lot, which is why I used AOL to begin with. Fortunately most hotels have high speed wireless internet access now.
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A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.
Read the first amendment, you bozo!
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Spam server of the year 1980+!
Remember:AOL never request your Personal Information or Billing Information, So whats your Credit card number and adress?
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Now AOL is trying to control the music download business with a new service called "MusicNet@AOL". It's bad enough that AOL censors content and keeps track of what you see, now AOL wants to keep track of what you hear.
Any song downloaded from the AOL MusicNet service contains DRM (Digital Rights Management) software code embedded in it. DRM is used so AOL and the RIAA can identify which AOL member is downloading which songs. If you don't believe AOL and the RIAA keep track of what you are doing online, you are a n00b. You obviously haven't read your AOL user agreement.
AOL sucks. Boycott AOL!
Hey AOL lawyer: delete this!
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the virus that connects one to the internet
*screetching dial-up noise, then sudden reboot and your pc locks up*
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